You can forget about Stallone, Ford or Mickey Rourke. In one fell swoop, Clint trumps the comeback action hero whipper-snappers, simply by being EVEN OLDER than all of them. Put together.
In his new movie GRAN TORINO, he plays a grouchy, racist Korean war vet who loses his marbles when the local gangstas take a shine to his beloved 1972 Ford Gran Torino (a brown old-man version of the Starsky & Hutch car).
178 years old and still kicking people in the head, punching them in the face and pointing guns at them. If all grandads were as hard as this, teenage knife crime would be reduced to zero within three months.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, DAMMIT! Watch the trailer here...
